Hey, Elisha Cuthbert, I play hockey.  Here's my number. Call me, toots.

All right, so I don't make $6 million a year. Don't sweat it. You're successful enough for both of us. No offense taken here.

If only it were that easy, although in my defense it's pretty apparent the young , hot and evidently available Mrs. Avery Mrs. Komisarek Ms. Cuthbert has this weak spot for guys that wear skates and tell each other stories in their underwear.

But I won't sit by the phone, for three reasons.

One, I'm not that good. Two, in spite of what my mom tells me, I'm not that good looking. And finally, in spite of number two, my wife will tear me a new one, and the old one works fine.

Puck bunny Cuthbert has shaken her pretty little cotton tail and hopped into the oversized arms of one Read Full Post: Dion Phaneuf, Elisha Cuthbert rumors prove puck bunnies have plenty of jump